Wilbur Hugs A Spammer: James From Online Marketing

Unlike my cousin, Nemo, I love giving out hugs!

This week, I gave a hug to James who was offering his online marketing services to Wordner.



Subject:     RE: Online Marketing start from $99 per month
From:     Wordner
Date:     July 8, 2013 3:56:12 PM
To:     James <>

Hi James!

Thanks for your email. SEO is a concept somewhat foreign to a clownfish like me. I am, however, quite familiar with the SEA. In fact, it is where I live :-)

At this time I am going to pass on your services. It isn’t anything personal, and here is a fish hug to prove it: http://www.wordner.com/hug/t1bc

Also, you might want to listen my latest song. Clownfish are pretty good singers, you know? http://www.wordner.com/glub

Glub on!

Wilbur D. Clownfish
Official Wordner Spokesfish
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On July 1, 2013, at 11:01 AM, James <> wrote:

To The Owner at Wordner.com

We’d love to help you & optimizing your website in the major search engines like Google, Yahoo, Msn & Bing which results in improvements in Keyword Ranking, Traffic & Link popularity.

We assure you that after we start the SEO Campaign for your website your site will be positioned in Top page of Google, Yahoo, Msn & Bing and other search engines and your website will generate revenues as traffic will float your website.

Your return on investment (ROI) after 6 months of SEO will be at least 3 times that of paid advertisements and many times greater than our cost. In fact, we guarantee that in the first month of our work, you will see an improvement in ranking, link popularity and traffic or we’ll work for free until you do!

To brief you about our company, We are leading dedicated SEO firm based in India team size around 200 full time employees, with over 9 years of experience. We have been partnering with various digital agencies over USA, UK, CANADA, SOUTH AFRICA. Currently we have 400+ happy customers and we ranked 1000+ keywords in top 10 ranking.

Link Building strategies we used :

  1. Incorporating links only from sites that have good quality content, good traffic and social sharing.
  2. Links and Contents Sharing.
  3. Using unique and top quality, content, every single time.
  4. Incorporating SMO as the best way to generate traffic.
  5. Focusing on local search that helps local business listings.

Fortunately, you can still start today and begin getting that traffic in just a few weeks. We look forward to discuss our SEO plans with you. Sounds interesting? Feel free to email us. If you have any question please ask.

James | Sales Manager

PS1: This is one time email and we won’t contact you if you don’t respond to this email.You may also ask us for “REMOVE”.

PS2: We found your site from online advertisements but did not click the Ad to visit.