Wilbur Hugs A Spammer


Hi Everyone! Wilbur recently received an unsolicited business request.

While he wasn’t interested, he made sure to give the sender a virtual hug. You can read Wilbur’s reply below.


Subject:     Re: Wordner.com – Integrated marketing help
From:     Wordner
Date:     April 11, 2013 11:38:26 PM
To:     Kacie Schiffer

Hi Kacie,

Thanks for your message. As a clownfish, I find the use of blue text attractive. It reminds me of the lovely waters I live in :-)

At this time, I am going to pass on your company’s services. It’s nothing personal, and I hope we can still be friends.

Here is a fish hug to prove it! http://www.wordner.com/hug/Mbab

*High Fins*

Wilbur D. Clownfish
Official Wordner Spokesfish
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On Apr 11, 2013, at 11:23 PM, Kacie Schiffer wrote:

Wordner.com Team,

I thought you might like to know some reasons why you are not getting enough Social Media and Organic search engine traffic for Wordner.com

1. Your website Wordner.com is not ranking top in Google organic searches for many competitive keyword phrases.
2. Your company is not doing well in most of the Social Media Websites.
3. Your site is not user friendly on mobile devices.

There are many additional improvements that could be made to your website, and if you would like to learn about them, and are curious to know what our working together would involve, then I would be glad to provide you with a detailed analysis in the form of a WEBSITE AUDIT REPORT for FREE.

Our clients consistently tell us that their customers find them because they are at the top of the Google search rankings. Being at the top left of Google (#1- #3 organic positions) is the best thing you can do for your company’s website traffic and online reputation.

I found your site using Google search and after having a look over your website I think you should implement HTML5 designing and Responsive Design to make your site more accessible in mobile phone, tablets, desktop etc.

Sound interesting? Feel free to email us or alternatively you can provide me with your phone number and the best time to call you.
Best Regards,
Kacie Schiffer
Asst. Vice President

PS: I am not spamming. I have studied your website and believe I can help with your business promotion. If you still want us to not contact you, you can ignore this email or ask to remove and I will not contact again.


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